Fortunes of the Imperium Page 3

  I glanced back over a clifftop that was my own shoulder, and realized that the wad of pink had receded to a spot miles below me. When I swung my gaze back, I was daunted by the approaching wall over which a cascade of giant feet descended.

  “May I, sir?” Plet asked, in a tone of understandable exasperation. She elbowed the giant Nesbitt out of the way, and placed a vast hand over my eyes. Kindly darkness descended. I felt myself relaxing for the first time since I had emerged from the medical facility. “All right, lift your left foot. There. You are up on the curb. Please walk forward. I will guide you.”

  Once I could not see, everything felt normal. I stepped forward with the utmost caution. Shortly, Oskelev took my shoulders and turned me sharply to the right. I heard the swish! of a door opening, and the temperature dropped precipitously as we passed inside and were enveloped by the atmospheric controls of the building. I was steered over a smooth floor, onto a deep-piled carpeted riser, and made to stand still while I heard the squeak of a chair being pulled out for me. Together, Oskelev and Nesbitt maneuvered me into it and pushed me down. I sat. Only then did Plet remove her shielding hand.

  I gazed down a table as long as the carpet to my imperial cousin’s throne. My friends, rendered giants, stared down at me. I was, indeed, inside the walls of Social Butterfly, though I viewed it as perhaps no one else ever had, except for the health inspectors. I could see every detail of every wall, chair, table and decoration.

  “What a relief!” I exclaimed. “How did you all manage this perilous landscape following your own treatment?”

  “Mostly confined to barracks,” Oskelev said. “I had to be blindfolded until the effect wore off. Lucky that I could smell the head without having to see it. Everybody brought me food. I listened to music and dictated my Infogrid updates. I got along fine.”

  “Opposite reaction mine,” Redius said. “All too small. Doorways size my snout.”

  I chuckled. “If you were a cat, you could pass anywhere your whiskers went.”

  The gigantic face of the Uctu wrinkled, his people’s way of showing amusement.

  “Not standard issue.”

  “Alas,” I agreed.

  “Uctu Syndrome passes swiftly. No worrying.”

  The surface of the table, which resembled cobalt blue glass, shimmered with light. Before each of us, the menu appeared. Holographic representations of each appetizer and entrée spun into being as one touched the name on the bill of fare. I cupped my hands around the display, causing it to render into a space that I could read without having to turn my head from side to side.

  “Please, have anything you like,” I said. “I won quite a bit from my cousins for coming in first in the skimmer race.”

  “And how much was your fine for damaging the sculpture?” Plet asked.

  I waved a careless hand. “Probably twice that. It was worth it.”

  “Nice, that,” Redius said. “Tridee most entertaining.”

  Though I possessed the highest noble rank of the group, I deferred to Lieutenant Plet, whose military rank surpassed even my recent promotion. She perused the menu with the same serious concentration that she devoted to every task. At last, she raised an unfeasibly long finger and touched the menu.

  As host, each of my guests’ selections was forwarded to my console for me to indicate whether I needed to veto any. In such manner could impecunious swains decrease the impact of a date upon their pocketbooks, and, much more importantly, parents had the ability to naysay ridiculous impulses by their offspring. My mother had used that tactic on me and my siblings many more times than I would readily admit aloud. But I clicked on “permit all” at once. In fact, noticing that Plet had chosen an open-faced sandwich that I had often ordered, I added two bottles of a white wine that I knew went well with it. That choice was reflected around the table for all to see.

  That action freed the others to make their decisions. A roboserver arrived with the wine, uncorked it and presented it to me for my approval, then served it to everyone but Oskelev, who held up her hand.

  “Got a nav test scheduled later,” she said. “No caffeine, either.”

  “I respect your skills,” I said. “I am certain you’ll have no trouble with the test.”

  “I know!” the Wichu said. Her kind were notoriously impatient with elaborate manners or social niceties. I understood that, and took no offense.

  “I have a gift for each of you,” I said. I attempted to reach down into the pocket on the front of my right thigh, just above my knee, but it was simply too far away. With some embarrassment on my part, Plet retrieved the small parcel contained therein. I dispensed the contents, each of which had been labeled with their names. “One for each of you, specially designed by me from ancient drawings.”

  “But, what is it, sir?” Anstruther asked, turning hers from side to side.

  “It’s your lucky circuit,” I said. “It gives off waves of light, sound and heat that are particularly fortunate for you.”

  “It does what?” Plet asked.

  “It helps bring you good fortune,” I explained, to the enormous face that turned to me wearing an expression that denoted disbelief.

  “Is there any scientific basis to support that claim, sir?”

  I smiled at her ignorance. “While it is impossible to influence random events in one’s favor, lieutenant, the makers of these circuits employ quantum theory that certain elements, sounds and other input help crystallize unspoken wishes.”

  “It’s very pretty,” Anstruther said, examining hers. “It looks like a piece of jewelry.”

  “I am pleased to hear you say so,” I said, most gratified. Of all the ones I had had made, hers was the smallest, only the length of the first joint of her forefinger—a most harmonious and fortunate dimension—but the most colorful. Nearly invisible wires had been bent into configurations that I had found in a divination booktape eight or nine thousand years old in my family’s archives. At key points, miniature diode lights were affixed, as well as one speaker no larger than the lights. For her age, height and planet of birth, the book had demanded deep reds, one tiny white and three of deep ochre and one of teal blue. It emitted a low but soothing hum that would be perceptible only to the person wearing it.

  I would have thought that Oskelev would be openminded about such a gift. I had been surprised at how much royal blue light was dictated by the time and date of her birth, along with a single green light, a scattering of white and a few light blue lights. The sound it emitted was a form of pink noise, conducive to deep thought or relaxation. She examined it carefully, held it to her ear to check the aural portion, then put it into a side pouch of her harness, all without changing expression. Most Wichus I knew were much more outspoken than she was.

  Nesbitt’s circuit was more visible and the lights less obtrusive. A peridot-green LED sat at the center, with radiating spokes reaching out to nine points of tiny white light, one blue and one orange. Rather than a sound, the speaker created a subsonic vibration that tickled my fingers when I activated it. Nesbitt had the same reaction. His hand jumped nervously away from the device at first, but shyly crept back to it, as it became evident that the sensation was enjoyable. He beamed at me, the smile almost bursting his large jaws.

  “Handsome,” Redius said, evidently pleased with his rust-orange, gold and deep purple lights. Since the crew was not in uniform, he hooked it into the breast of his tunic. “Pleasing in many dimensions.”

  “Keep them with you,” I said. “They should always bring you good fortune.”

  “Thank you, my lord,” Plet said, hastily putting hers away. I understood her reticence. The designs were rather personal. She might have felt I was exposing her psyche in ways that she felt were none of anyone else’s concern.

  Our meals arrived. I inhaled deeply to better appreciate the aroma, and my head spun around. I expected to catch sight of my spine during the rotations. I caught the edge of the table with my hands.

  “Are you all right, my
lord?” Nesbitt asked, concern writ overly large on his expanded face.

  “I wish the medications that they used on me would settle into my system!” I said. “I have given them every opportunity, and the doctors set me loose upon the general public with the assurances that I was ready.”

  “Not drugs,” Redius said. “Nanites chiefly.”

  “Really?” I asked, my eyebrows climbing my forehead. “How many of them are there? It sounds like an entire platoon of the little characters, and they are all playing different music.”

  “The feeling will pass, my lord,” Anstruther said. “Really.”

  “Thomas, please!”

  “Thomas.” Her face reddened, and she dropped her eyes to her lucky circuit. “I . . . I can explain more if you would like.”

  “Yes, I would,” I said eagerly. Anstruther’s specialty was technology. “This is your wheelhouse, and I would be obliged if you would show me around.”

  I saw a peep of iris appear through her eyelashes.

  “As you wish, my lord . . . Thomas.”

  I waved to the others.

  “Please, don’t let the food go cold, or the management will never allow me back in here,” I said.

  The hour being a bit late for lunch, my guests needed no encouragement. They tucked into the gigantic repasts before them. Anstruther took minute bites of her food, but unlimbered her viewpad and linked it with the circuits in the table so I could see the file she had opened.

  “Well, sir,” she began, “the Uctu settle on planets with a higher concentration of chlorine in the atmosphere than humans and Wichu are comfortable with. The process is necessary so it doesn’t harm our tissues.”

  A professional-looking graphic appeared, showing an extreme closeup of a tiny, round, smooth-bodied machine equipped with pairs of pointed mechanical feet. It toddled into the center of the screen. The rounded back opened up to reveal a nugget of red, then closed again. It was joined by a few more, which showed the payloads they bore: chemicals of several colors and textures, or complex machines still tinier than they were. Hundreds and thousands of objects just like them increased the ranks. The “camera” pulled away to display serried ranks of nanites, more and more until they were a seething mass of silver.

  “Are these genetic changes?” I inquired, warily. I knew from previous private briefings I had undergone that it was imperative that my genes remained intact.

  “No, sir. About sixty billion nanites have been introduced into your system to process the excess input. They occupy your kidneys and liver, as well as a few in your lungs and brain to prevent any contaminants from crossing the blood-brain barrier.”

  The animation displayed a thin gray wall against bright green waves that washed against it in vain.

  “None shall pass,” I said, in a jolly fashion. “So I become a cyborg?”

  “Um, in a way.”

  “Is that what causes the magnified vision?”

  “It is, sir. The nanites occupy a small portion of your retinas, to protect them against infrared glare. Uctus prefer suns that are slightly cooler than Humans do, so the solar profile is on the red side of the spectrum. Exposure can be dangerous. Some early visitors went blind later in life.”

  “I don’t want that at all!” I said. “But if that’s all, and I will feel larger in the next day or so, I will cease to be concerned.”

  I attempted to tackle my food, but even taking into account my knowledge that the magnification was artificial, I couldn’t seem to fit a bite onto my fork or, once there, into my mouth. A discreet tap on the menu brought the serverbot to my side.

  “It smells irresistible,” I told it, “but it’s all too large. I couldn’t possibly finish what is here. It would be a shame to waste it.”

  “What would you like me to do, Lord Thomas?” it asked me.

  I noticed Nesbitt’s hopeful eyes above the receptor unit of the serverbot.

  “I’ll help you, my lord,” he said.

  “There, that’s the answer,” I said, relieved to have a good alternative. “Divide and conquer. Serve me half of this delightful treat, cut into bits small enough for me to eat. I would like to share the other half with my good friend.”

  The serverbot put my plate into its large, square hatch, big enough for a shuttle craft to land in, and assumed a huddled stance as though it was about to lay an egg. I heard low humming from within. In a moment, a tiny ping! sounded. The hatch opened to reveal two identical plates, in area one-half the size of the original dish. On one, huge hunks that would have served a Tyrannosaurus rex. On the other, bite-sized pieces I could actually picture eating.

  The first bite was the worst. I had trouble maneuvering my hand toward my mouth, but once I accomplished the feat, I found the bite delicious, if much smaller in fact than in anticipation.

  “You did it!” Anstruther cheered, as I chewed.

  “I knew it was possible,” I confided to her, once I had swallowed. “My daily stars told me that I was going to feel small and humble.”

  “Feeling not to last!” Redius chuckled.

  I smiled at him. I took his teasing in good part, because it was good to feel humility once in a great while, so one knew what one was missing the rest of the time. But it was also good to feel humility among friends, who, while they would not allow one to rise too high, neither would they permit one to sink too low at the other extreme. I appreciated their company and their friendship. I applied myself to my lunch, feeling deeply contented with life.

  CHAPTER 2

  Lingering over beverages at the end, we chatted about this and that, always deferring to the austere Plet. It had been too long since I had seen them, and I realized how much I had missed the camaraderie. To be among my cousins was to feel at home, but to be with my friends was to open up a new and delightful galaxy the extent of which I had yet to fully explore.

  “And where have you been since I last saw you?” I asked. “I keep up with your public Infogrid pages, but I am aware that such things can be fudged when Imperium security demands it.”

  “Nothing fancy, my lord,” Nesbitt said, clenching his coffee cup with both hands.

  “We are still serving aboard the Shahmat with Captain Calhoun,” Plet said. “He sends his regards to you and your mother.”

  “Very good of the captain,” I said, with a polite nod. “I will so inform the maternal unit. She’ll be pleased. Anything to take her mind off my transgressions is a welcome distraction. Is the Shahmat in orbit?”

  “No, sir. We were transferred here with some personnel who were going on leave.”

  “So you are enjoying a holiday?” I asked.

  “Not a chance,” Redius said. “On administrative attachment to the Admiralty until departure. Doing errands, running security shifts, debugging files, cross-referencing Infogrid files.”

  “Sounds tedious,” I said.

  “Not really,” Oskelev said. “It’s nice to be in the Core Worlds for a change.”

  “. . . And what about you, my lord?” Nesbitt asked, after shamefacedly pushing away both plates, well scraped. “What have you been up to since we saw you?”

  “Well,” I said, pleased to have a chance to enlarge upon my latest enthusiasm. I leaned forward upon my elbows. “You might already have perceived that I have become interested in how random phenomena impact upon one’s daily life. I am a student of the occult, that which remains hidden to the casual observer.”

  I received a fleering snort from Oskelev. “You know all that is a pack of hooey, Thomas?”

  “Is it?” I countered, gazing at her enormous, white-furred face. “You have to admit there can be a case made for causality when two phenomena occur at the same time, or one immediately ensuing upon another.”

  “Could be. But there’s no proof! Scientific proof.”

  “The possibility of proof under scientific rigor is not possible, because a person’s fortune is as individual as one’s genes,” I argued. “What happens to one person, in one lifetime, will
likely not correspond to another. Experience is personal and subjective.”

  “Then why are there only twelve zodiac signs?” Anstruther asked.

  “Oh, that one actually makes a degree of sense,” I said. “Factors that can be associated with the season are something that every baby born during that period have in common. Babies born in winter will perforce have less exposure to sunlight and therefore a lower concentration in their systems of vitamin D.”

  “Then why keep paying attention to horoscopes after infancy?” Plet asked, in spite of herself.

  “For the fun of it!” I said. “And that sense of belonging which herd animals such as ourselves crave. You might feel a kinship to others born under the sign of the Space Traveler.” As this was Plet, I added, “or perhaps not.”

  “Not,” she confirmed.

  “But consider this,” I said. “Whether or not one believes the daily horoscope, why does it not add to one’s luck to take its counsel into consideration when planning one’s activities for the day? Suppose your fortune read ‘be cautious with money dealings today.’ Should you approach an unfamiliar situation in which money is involved, you will think back to it, and perhaps give yourself a chance to think more carefully about the details. Chances are, if a good thing happens, you’ll simply disregard what you read, since it didn’t apply. As random as life can be, any fortune you read is only a guidepost, not a command.”

  “Those fortunes are purposely vague,” Plet said.

  I nodded eagerly. “Of course they are! If you will allow me, I would be willing to tell your fortunes right here and now.” I reached into a concealed breast-pocket pouch for the ancient cards I had brought with me. They felt unusually heavy. I feared I might not be able to lift them or my friends’ hands to read their palms.

  “Most fortune tellers are charlatans,” Plet said, dryly.

  “And I am the most sincere charlatan of them all,” I said. “I offer my findings for entertainment purposes only. I promise to tell you one thing that makes you feel good about yourself, and two dire warnings that will not come to mind until they are needed.”